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TheMiamiDeSantos 2023-10-11 18:03:48

i never watch the news i only watch conspiracy theory youtube channels

Guidodinho 2023-10-11 18:03:48

Not that kind of news

Guidodinho 2023-10-11 23:16:45

@TheMiamiDeSantos
But sure. That is also a way to let little Timmy know his gold-fish died: showing him a conspiracy video on what whacky things could have happened to it.
But how would you call that way of presenting that news, in a culinary fashion??

And who wanted Timmy's gold-fish out of the way? Who would bennifit of off Timmies missery? Was it the gold-fish industry, wanting him to keep buying new ones? Or perhaps the little fishy was AssAssinated for political reasons...
But MOST importantly, compared to "sugar"-coating that news. What kind of ingredient is the conspiratory presentation? Would that be salt-coating it? Or something else?

SkankyMojo 2023-10-22 16:53:33

Roll the fucker in batter and plate it up for him with thick cut chips and mushy peas.

Guidodinho 2023-10-22 16:53:33

Hmmm, interresting sugestion. Instead of sprinkling over the bad news with sweet stuff, you batter it up and fry it, to give it a thick, crusty edge.

Do you also have an idea, or example, to turn that into an actual talking-style of telling bad news? Or just literaly serving poor little timmy his old pet, but in a crispy coating?
Because that could be considered kinda cruel to some people.
But I could never dissagree with you, on the thick cut chips. None of those thin, toothpick-like misserable little shitty 'French fries', no thanks.
It's like, the French know how to kiss (oui oui), but their fries (non non)...it's just massively dissapointing.

You may not be a man of great mercy (if you were being literal with frying up little Timmy's fishy), but certainly a man of great taste, considering your choice in chips.

SkankyMojo 2023-10-23 00:47:57

@Guidodinho I just think it's what the little fishy would have wanted. This way he becomes a part of Timmy and Timmy gets a lesson about the circle of life. It's all very Zen if you think about it. Zen with good chips.

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