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Google's Greatest Tragedy

Posted by Guidodinho - 4 hours ago


Kids today, will probably never understand that certain sense of wonder, wich was the early days of the internet.


But oh boi, let me tell ya. When you think of Google now, you may think of all kinds of different sorts of buttloads of random tech/internet/smartphone/advertisement/espionage/privacy/email/youtube related things. But how I used to think of it back when I was a nineties/naughties (very naughty indeed) kid, and maybe still think of it today, as just a search engine. And strangely enough, just that search engine alone, was so much more...fun. More interresting. More intruiging. More magical even, than pretty much all things Google nowadays combined.

I certainly won't say that it was more practical in every way imaginable. Because Google does have some loads of very practical internet things, like having Google maps on the phone. Quite handy when you're somewhere you haven't been before.


But way back then. In that strange time of me ol childhood. Just that search engine alone was one incredible source of entertainment and various assortments of interresting random bullshizzle and whatnot. Like, imagine this if you can:

You're a little kid in elementry school. And it's recently has become a normal thing, to have this rectangular, gray crackling machine (or more of them next to eachother! ':D) with a little gray TV-box-screen thing. And some boards with buttons and stuff, with this thing that had only two buttons that has a weird ball attached to the bottom. This strange bundle of machines hooked up to eachother was called a computer. It had a connection to the internet, just like our phones do today! But the awesome difference was. If you used Google, to search for some word or phrase, anything in particular or random couple of words. Then you could find all sorts of random things and information about it! Holy shiz man, there were some fun things and interresting stuffs to be found with that old Google back in the day.


Now we may have it better though, by instantly getting to see stuff you could buy, that is vaguely related to what you wanted to search for, followed up by some popular social media pages, also completely different, but technically, still vaguely related to the words you were looking for.


Yup. Times back then with ol' Google.


Okay this old millenialboomer should maybe touch a little less grass.


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Comments

No you're right.
We should go back to when today's big corpos were just this "cool new thing"...

We should go back to when technology was was just this "weird lil box" and that's all.

We should go back to when people still used dictionaries, cameras, etc...

Yes I'm left.
We can't go back.
The cat is out of the bag.
Pandora's box has alreay been opened.
The ship has sailed.
The bridges have burned.
The fat lady sings.

But I do still see people walking around here and there, using cameras. As in just a camera device for doing only camera things with, instead of a device that has a camera, lol.
It's just as annoying when one of those is pointing at my ugly mug, though.
But at least with an actual camera, you know for certain what they're doing with it.

the naughties... the internet should be a bit more naughty again. its all too squeaky clean for my liking.

Technology has come a long way. To think that we went from barely being able to communicate to the nearest city to being able to communicate across the entire planet in less than 100 years is insane.

When I think about it, the computer as an invention (and the portable phone) are probably up there with the best inventions. I'm talking up there with the wheel, the press, vaccines, penicillin, even the camera, clock, and toilet. Sliced bread was good, though.

I think, it's a positive good to have these things. We just have to hope people don't use them wrong. After all, at the time, the idea of the press was scary. A machine that could easily make hundreds of copies of news and distribute them across the world in a matter of hours? Especially if that media can be false or propaganda?

And now we have that, but on steroids, crack, and ketamine.

i appreciated this read, thank you!