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Guidodinho
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ur a faggot if u say NSFW

Posted by Guidodinho - 3 days ago


And I mean it. I consider anybody, unironicly using the term NSFW (Not Safe For Work) to be a little sissy-ass pussybitch faggot. And I hope somebody lifts you up, turns you upside down. And uses your (asumingly partly shaven & partly painted) haircut as a toilet-brush, untill you can speak like an adult who can handle hearing the words wich contain the actual context of what is being discussed, at the moment.


And every single time, I have seen the term NSFW come by, it is not because the actual contents are actually dangerous, or ""unsafe"" for anybody. Its just PORN. Even contemporary little pathetic little youtube faggots are to scared to say the word PORN nowadays. Because...oh no! Maybe advertisers wont like this! Maybe now I wont get money for my cheaply vommited out video! Maybe I have to get a real job if I say the word PORN!! Oh the fucking humanity!!!


Seriously people, please grow a pair. (If you're a woman, snipp off the pair of your (disposable) boyfriend(s), its not like you're doing anything pleasant to them anyways).


If a piece of internet content, contains instructions, wich might accidentaly create an atomic bomb if not carefull, then yes, such a post would certainly be unsafe.

A video of two people touching eachother's genitals, its safe to watch.

And if you're at work. Watching porn is just as bad watching any kind of entertainment, while you should be there, doing actual work activities.


If something is PORN, just call it what it is please: PORN. This world is filled with enough vague, dishonest, misleading, and otherwise confusing bullshit. If we can call things what they are, lets just do that. You may not want to because I might have called you a faggot. But if not for me, just for the sake of clarity, and prevention of misunderstandings.



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whoops. guess that makes me a retard.

Perhaps we both are, but that's besides the point!

lol, you have a point at all. I call it nsfw cuz you gringos do, there are many brazilians using such gringo terms like "nsfw" and "cringe". If i'm a place like newgrounds i try to behave a bit more how you guys would. To myself and to (brazilian) friends i call the nsfw stuff "putaria", a portuguese word that woud be something like an informal way to say "whoredom"

Not gonna lie, I never felt quite so offended by the word 'you' as I did right here.

And I would've figured out the word putaria out for myself quite easily.
Puta, as in, the #1most commonly used in Latin languages.
And aria, is usualy at the end of a word, to make an 'area' out of that word.

But yeah, kinda hurtfull generilazation dude, grouping me in with all them fake-kind-politically-correct bunch of faggoty nancy(boy)s. Even though I understand that the west has an awfull lot of those.. (And concerning enough, Newgrounds is seemingly getting more and more fake and overly sensitive too, compared to how things were in the 00s at least).

And for what it's worth, Putaria: waaaaay better word to use as a warning. Just a message like: 'Caution, Putaria ahead'. Or, like some sign when you get off the highway, into a town, but surfing online instead of in a car. Like a sign saying, 'now entering: Putaria'.
Will certainly use that when its apropriate, whenever I happen to meet the few nearby, Portugeze/Brazilian/Argentinian/Collumbian or Spanish people I know.
(Think I got about every kind of Latino in my city, except for Mexicans, lol.)

Standing on the office chair and screaming out "I LOVE PENIS" is considered NSFW.
Obviously

Yes, but the ACTUAL danger part(the word danger actually has a meaning), is standing up on the office chair...
Because people can get injured, goofing around on flimsy chairs with wheels under them.

Losing your job because you're screaming about sex, is just a financialy (and socialy) bad situation, not a dangerous one.

@Guidodinho yo my friend, sorry for putting you with the generalization. Good to see you're that old school. When i made my newgrounds account i thought it would be more politically incorrect like it was back at the 2000s, but no, ng actually got pretty progressist even for me that live in a country that is basically communist (can't do it, can't do that, can't say it, can't say that), the only reason brazil is not like russia or china when it comes to be opressive to it's people it's because brazil doesn't have money to have guns and technology to punish everybody here
But still it's a pretty different culture we have here in brazil from what americans and europeans have, sometimes i feel like an uncivilized cavemonkey near you guys. You did use the F slur, some time ago i saw wegra getting in trouble here at ng for doing that. Here in brazil the F slur is pretty common, unless you're referring to a lgbt like that, we even use it as a slang (similar to americans use "motherfucker"). The N word also is a big taboo, while here in brazil it's not so taboo

You sure it's the lack of wealth and tech that's the deciding factor on that? When it comes to the major communist oppresion of things?

I'd figure its much easier in climates with rutless cold winters (like Russia has) when people can move around way less. Compared to a warm climate, when people can run and hide into a jungle or slum.

@Guidodinho yo, brazil is not a country where you can just run into a jungle and hide there like a monkey. Nor you can't just get in a slum like that, it's not that of an outdated place, there are rules here and special police forces to get inside a slum or into a jungle. Slums are also under control of criminal factions, you must be very special to the criminals in order to they hide you and attract police attention.
A big country like USA doesn't have the resources to (fully) cease crimes, it's an obscure truth the govs don't want people to know, even if they wanted to stop the crimes, doesn't matter if its is piracy, slurs, drug dealing, tax evasion, no government has the police force nor the technology to inhibit it all and punish everybody, they can't even inhibit majority of it. It's even harder to a big (continental size) and underdeveloped country like brazil outdated in technology, weapons, infrastructure, bureaucracy. A small country like cuba can do it, but a big and poor country like brazil can't

You know I thought porn was a swear word

And what makes you think that?
Ever seen somebody stub his/her toe and go 'aaahw PORN, that hurts!' ? (I sure haven't).
Did you ever hear anybody call another person a PORN? No! Of course not.

Porn is a word that basicly tells you, that a sexual act has happened and has been recorded. That is all that the word porn means.
So it's all fine and dandy, to tell people what kinds of people you have sex with, by telling them your sexuality. Seems to be perfectly fine to talk about, with little kids to your hearts content.
But its wrong to mention a word, reffering to a sexual act that has occured in the past?
If that's not messed up... Then I dunno what is dude....

Like. If a co-worker got fired for watching porn, and you have to tell somebody about it. You can't simply say he got fired for watching porn???
You have to walk on eggshells, and say that he was consuming media wich was not safe for work??? What the heck kind of retardedly hypocritical brittle spirits are we dealing with here, to censor ourselves like that?

Someone can ban me again so no thanks. Better call that someone a- :D

PORN

Has somebody actually banned you from somewhere, for mentioning the word porn??

@Guidodinho nah it was because I said "pussy"... Nah not even pussy, I literally said "p-"

Yeah okay. That's disgusting. And so are you. >=[

@Guidodinho ligma unexisting balls. So as mod :p dang cool pfp☠️

Thanks! ';D I bruised it myself! T___T

@Guidodinho I didn’t mean like that. I just basically meant like wasn’t supposed to be allowed to said stuff like work and school

Whoa! You're too harsh dude, calm down for a bit

I really don't believe I am. Calling things or people dangerous, who are completely not, or just something else (like inapropriote or immoral, sorry if I spelled that all wrong)
Same shit with calling physical money dangerous (just let every single transaction you ever make be stored into a database you have no controll over, and you have no idea who can see and mess about with that). Or some women be calling men dangerous for doing something they simply don't like seeing. It's a form of gaslighting, disguised under a fake act of seeming to care. And good people can crescendo into some real nasty situations because of 'dangerous' acusations and assumptions like that.
In wich case it's actually better to straight up have an enemy who openly hates you at that point.

(I will admit, not quite a cause worth fighting for, or even getting upset about, for porn. But the way its been done, has been going on in too many places, to not call the bullshit out anymore, imo)

@Guidodinho I mean, it is a fact yeah that you have to confess like this much

I will admit it too, prefer saying it straight

Funnily enough,
This big video hitting the frontpage, actually perfectly demonstrates my point, about 3/4 into the video! ':D
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/991667
(The life-action guy mentioning the 'danger' of calories)

thx man i needed a gud laughXDDDDD
stillf say nsfw cuz itz just so widely used tho