Guidodinho's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hello]

That is one bad (imaginary) settlement dude. Should have made her keep the Switch2 and the cable works and the box, letting you keep the joy-cons. Cause if they work like the old ones; you can just connect those to a computer and use the joy-cons for your games (or mouse + keyboard inputs! ':D) on that, (with a little help from the free controller settings/custimisation options that Steam has).

Also.... Watcha gonna do if one (or both) of your potential children are girls?
Or even worse.... Two peacefull non-violent boys!? D:'

But consider pushing out a third one afterwards. Wild-card, no plans, just see what he (or she) gonna do.
A set of 3 sibblings often have a way more interresting dynamic, than just one or two.

SAGEGREEN86s responds:

Haha, yeah, I definitely fumbled the imaginary settlement. Should’ve negotiated harder for the cable and the box at least. And good point about the Joy-Cons, I totally forgot they can be used like that with Steam. Might’ve actually been the smarter half of the deal.

As for future kids… if they end up being peaceful and non-violent, I guess I’ll just have to learn how to meditate and knit or something. But you’re right, throwing in a third wildcard sounds like the kind of chaos that might balance everything out. I’ll keep that strategy in my back pocket.

[Nice]

Lukewarm (mango)tea: Check.
Ceiling fan: nope.
Akward ex texts: double nope.

SAGEGREEN86s responds:

Sounds like you're halfway to comfort and mercifully avoiding emotional landmines. Lukewarm mango tea may not be glamorous, but it's honest. Here’s hoping a ceiling fan finds its way to you before the next heatwave hits.

[Desert Oasis]

The punchy bass, that just goes on like 1.2.3.4.1.2.3.4 for most of the track, sounds like something, when I'm fiddling on KORG on a DS Lite. When trying to take that basic bleepy sounds, and turn on all the knobs, trying to get a gound, punchy, bass sound going on, but just not being able to get that well-rounded punchy bass feel to it.

At around 2:50, it almost started to sound like a cool start of some kind of Ramstein track, but felt like it did 't end up going anywhere... ':|

Aalasteir responds:

Thank you for your feedback, I will continue to make music and hopefully it gets better.

[Stamper / 9 / A100]

Was nice listening to some Stamper again, while working at my stupid dead-end job. Made that day at said dead-end job feel a whole lot less stupid.
Thanks old man Stamps, and Aalesteir ofc!

Aalasteir responds:

Thank you so much, Guidodinho! Yo, I also listen to podcasts while I am at my dead-end job #relatable. Currently, I am enjoying @TheNewGroundsPodcast

Recently I finished @GroundsPatrol I can recommend the podcast.

Can also recommend:
SleepyCabin, White Soft Underbelly, Film Courage.

[It should have been a summer]

Feels like this should be accompanied by some sorta tranquil banjo music.

LuckyDee responds:

Hah, that's a remix I'd actually love to hear :D

[I zero bombed your mom]

Well, I two-bombed your dad!!
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Not my proudest moment.

i9incher responds:

It was his proudest moment, and that's something to be happy about for sure.

[Breach, Rescue & Destroy]

F*ck yeah dude!

Just went and listened to your old Stairway to Heaven remix again.
Checked your page for a bit, and pleasantly supprised you're still active here!

Still sounding awesome, with the tasty ol'skool D&B!! ';D

xenith800 responds:

It's a hobby for me and I make tunes because I just like making them. I'm aware I can do better if I focus on improving (have barely any music theory knowlege, I just like the way some things sound), but I'm not trying to get anywhere with music, just sharing some fun around. :)

[Reditus Solis]

Holy sheeeet!

A legend returns!!

Got a LOT of familiar NT flavors. Just a lil more 80s than I expected, and with the years its been, can't say I was expecting anything ':3

NemesisTheory responds:

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Haha, yeah, very 80s! Synthwave lent itself really well with these themes. Plus, who doesn't love some Synthwave, right? 😜

[BGM 25]

The last part from 00:39 sounded really solid. Could deffinetly see that being used in opening videos n stuff.

kadepow11 responds:

Why thank you, I used it for my halloween intro

[Get Into It]

When the other drums kick in around 0:45, the drums do sound a little off. But I think it has it's charms, with the echo-ish build-up leading up to that. I think it would've sounded nice if you gave the rest (everythig except the drums that moment) a kind of muted sound, up until 0:56 (when the normal drums take over again). To give it a kind of vibe, like you've stepped out of the song and hear it like it's comming from someone's headphones from a little distance. To go and 'Get Into It' again at 0:56 (hehe, cleverly using the title, I'm like a total genious ';,D)

MavMusic responds:

The drums do sound off but i'm thinking of editing this song to tune down the drums and "give everything else that moment" as you say and ill try to take your tips and i REALLY like your idea of where i make it like you've stepped out of the song and hear it like its coming from someone's headphones then get into it again. I think that ideas great! thanks for that, it really helps me. and yes Guidodinho you are a total genius ;)