Guidodinho's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Yellow dress kicks!]

Cool animation.
But the format is absolutely TERrIBlE mate. Seriously, wtf man, a webp of 28 mB is Way Overkill. The whole thing played at around 1 frame per 3 seconds. And made my browser lag so hard I almost had to wait 3 seconds for each letter for typing this very review!

Seriously dude, compress this thong REALLy REAlLY hARD or turn this into a video file of 3 mb. Because a gif or webp of this size is sheer retardedness.

HeelsforEels responds:

Sorry for that, You're totally right. I change it for a provisional more compressed version while I make some experiments to get a definitive.

Thank you for your comment!

[dogpukesonwoman.gif]

All barf.
No bite.

[Slug Mada of Metal]

I really like the way Fio, on top of the tank, turned out on.
Dunno what it is about it, eastheticly looks nothing like it, but just by expression, I guess, really reminds me of the Ren & Stimpy artstyle. Also makes me think of the artstyle of the 'Close But No Ciguar' music-video, from Weird Al.

[SPORTS]

Totally sportsballerz bro! Completely homeslammed it into the dunk, son!!

[MECHA SWORD!!!!]

This raises the question:
Wich of the two fathers got pregnant and carried the baby?
Was it Bomberman, or Optimus Prime?

***And then I see the other comments, and responses and read that Bomberman is in fact: Not the father!!!

Jerry! Jerry!! Jeeeerry!!!

[Demon Girl Sketch Card]

Think it's fair to say by now, that ur the GOAT when it comes to birds, on NG. Either that or I massivly overlooked some other artists' bird works.
But don't think anybody else on newgrounds, has done so many different birds in so many different ways.

Sabtastic responds:

Whoa! That's pretty high praise! I'm honored.

[Nintendo 64!]

I wanna see the 3D-character-models from Mario 64-DS play that N-64.

(...And have them play the Banjo-Tooie mini-games.)

[Windows 98 - Lowpoly]

I remember... I was there 3000 years ago.

[[Asset] VOTV-Hang In Thaere :D Poster]

A classic at-the-office poster cliché.
Would love to see in an even fuller vertical resolution, with a long-@ss scroll to the dephts bellow, like this old NG classic: (if I can post a link in this here)

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/rtil/down

I should get a print of this and hang it next to that RTIL piece, I bought from him when he had that up for sale years ago, wich has survived many movings of places.

I-D-K-Y responds:

Thank you ~

Would be fun to try my hand at making a drawing like that. Its a really fun concept :>

[FNF HD Week 5 - BF.XML's Hug Scene]

You're really quite good at doing the little wrinkles on the clothing pieces you do. Like at the crotch and knee areas of pants. It makes the clothing textures much more legit looking.
And these little wrinkles also actually make the GF's boobs look propperly comfortable and pillow-like. Unlike most boobs that come by in the art portal, looking like dem high air-pressure balloons most of the time.

This just may be my most in-depth boob review on here, lolz.