Guidodinho's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dyna]

Like the average woman doesn't leave behind enough of a trail of destruction already, without needing hammers or explosives, sheesh!

Also, if for some reason you design a little sister for her (or daughter or whatever) don't you dare call her anything else but Luci (cause I saw what you did there with the name).

[Doodle Dump 2📝]

Disqualified. Too high production-value to call em doodles.

Hair-headed lady lookin cool AF.

[Rath Street Revisited]

Cool as heck! Also just nice to see a good background/enviroment piece getting a frontpage, sadly don't see those very often.
And good spread on the brick textures on the buildings, didn't go grinding like crazy, by filling in every single brick, wich would take forever to fill in, wich would probably also go by unnapreciated by most, but just enough bricks filled in, to have the material look convincing.
Car looks great too, though little bit weird how it slightly clashes perspective-wise, like its a bit of a 3/4 turned angle, while the rest is more of a full frontal view. Maybe a good idea to put the sidewalk and the road on that same angle as the car. But can definetly see the car looking more boring if was on a flat sideview to match the rest, so can't complain there.

Most funny little nitpick I noticed, is that the bicycle doesn't have any paddles, but you really have to zoom in and look for that to actually notice it.

AWOL3000 responds:

Thanks for the kind words ɭ: there's a few spots where I took some liberties design-wise in service of what I thought might look better; the car specifically was sprited separately and reworked for this piece, but I'm pleased with how it turned out.

[Mad Face Is a Balloon???]

Alright, as soon as you're done raking in all the money you made with this masterpiece. Consider investing in some black sticky-tape, do put down the lines directly with that.

AlexToolStudio responds:

If my School has Black Tape

[Yellow dress kicks!]

Cool animation.
But the format is absolutely TERrIBlE mate. Seriously, wtf man, a webp of 28 mB is Way Overkill. The whole thing played at around 1 frame per 3 seconds. And made my browser lag so hard I almost had to wait 3 seconds for each letter for typing this very review!

Seriously dude, compress this thong REALLy REAlLY hARD or turn this into a video file of 3 mb. Because a gif or webp of this size is sheer retardedness.

HeelsforEels responds:

Sorry for that, You're totally right. I change it for a provisional more compressed version while I make some experiments to get a definitive.

Thank you for your comment!

[dogpukesonwoman.gif]

All barf.
No bite.

[Slug Mada of Metal]

I really like the way Fio, on top of the tank, turned out on.
Dunno what it is about it, eastheticly looks nothing like it, but just by expression, I guess, really reminds me of the Ren & Stimpy artstyle. Also makes me think of the artstyle of the 'Close But No Ciguar' music-video, from Weird Al.

[SPORTS]

Totally sportsballerz bro! Completely homeslammed it into the dunk, son!!

[MECHA SWORD!!!!]

This raises the question:
Wich of the two fathers got pregnant and carried the baby?
Was it Bomberman, or Optimus Prime?

***And then I see the other comments, and responses and read that Bomberman is in fact: Not the father!!!

Jerry! Jerry!! Jeeeerry!!!

[Demon Girl Sketch Card]

Think it's fair to say by now, that ur the GOAT when it comes to birds, on NG. Either that or I massivly overlooked some other artists' bird works.
But don't think anybody else on newgrounds, has done so many different birds in so many different ways.

Sabtastic responds:

Whoa! That's pretty high praise! I'm honored.