Guidodinho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Community & Diversity, LLC : Foamy The Squirrel]

Add to that list: the word 'experience'. You no longer taste food, companies try to sell. You no longer participate in an event that is being held by a company. You no longer watch a movie. You all 'expeeeeeerience' that shit now.
Maybe you already touched on that. But I don't know what are new and old uploads from you anymore, so I long lost track. (Like seriously, please make like, a sepperate account for the re-uploaded stuff, so people can clearly distinct whats old and new, you annoying sonofabitch).

But I deffinetly agree on this rant, at this point I could just as well, post a picture of my morning dump, make a facebook page, or discord server deticated to that piece of shit. And then I can tell the whole world to join Guido's poop-community. And the word 'community' would be just as meaningfull as the companies who spout out that verbal shit.

[James' Weird Little World - EP 1]

Oh man, getting spit in the face, then getting in trouble for reacting with a tiny little f-bomb. That shit was a bit TOO real, sadly.

[Nutty November]

Definetly the most boring one in the bunch from these series with the Nox guy. It's a fair jab at all the 'don't-do-stuff november shit', but I think it was full of missed opportunities to make it more funny or interresting. Maybe some bullshit cause, to raise awareness for something, like ingrown toe-nails or something, or some charity.

[TD-Double-Shot]

That cutie probably already had a boyfriend anyway...

Raziberry responds:

She did not... >_>

[I Can't Talk to You : Foamy The Squirrel]

Shittily drawn squirel: You need a hug?
Me: Yes I do actually.
Shitilly drawn squirel: Fuck you.

Alright then.

[The Year]

Yet somehow, I think south park aint gonna do shit on the corona-shizzle subject.
My balls tell me Matt and Trey are gonna do something supprisingly different.

[Smash Bros Melee Collab ;)]

Somebody let me know if there's gonna be a Melee collab again, so I can participate, maybe then there'll be an at least somewhat decent clip in between next time.

Wandaboy responds:

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[TD-Lucky Dog]

Goddamn dude, after watching it, the short question in the discription box had me a little triggered. Of course that is loss!
Just the fact it's an animal instead of a person doesn't mean it should hurt any less. The grief is as legit as it comes.

Maybe sounding a bit messed up to compare this to my mum's passing 7 years ago, but the parallel that hit home hardest is the routines/obligations/traditions that can sometimes drive you mad, when they're gone, it gives an odd hollow & sort of unwelcome feeling of freedom like, what the frick should i do now? Wich you beautifully discribed.
But yeh, gud episode. Helps puttin things in perspective.

[Virtue Signalling : Foamy The Squirrel]

Well i dun learned a new word. Also good for me to keep in mind, that I can spare myself typing/speaking out my virtues while the recieving end most likely gives 0 craps (unless i think its a gud conversation starter or sumething).
And I most certainly agree that I would gladly see companies f*ck off with that kinda bullcrap. Because of the points mentioned by foamy, but also the way companies do it:
'We at (...) Company care about (...).'
Bitch please, a company (especially ones advertising nationally or globaly) consist of hundreds or thousands of people. You're not gonna tell me there aren't some employees in who are completely racist, bigot or some other flavor of douchebag in that company.
Like I bet there are probably some big ol homophobes in that hypothetical paper towel company.

[A regrettable office cartoon]

I did not regret watching this regrettable cartoon.
As long as the mighty Canyon keeps delivering, I shall keep on enjoying.

<3