Guidodinho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sock Six]

I wish I could work in a restaurant like that, whenever a customer asks for something bothersome: 'No requests! You get what you are given!'. And then that would be that!

And despite all of the weird and creepy stuff, there's probably a good handfull of metaphors and live lessons to be taken out of this video, but you better try reeeealy hard to look past the creepyness.

Though one thing that puts me at ease, is that no trousers were dropped for using that handy-mouth.

[JOD]

I feel Jod's struggles. People in my country always pronounce my first letter like *insert TV-static-noise here* instead of the 'guh' sound.

[Lego Mandalorian]

Watched the whole thing in a confused state, then saw the link to the behind-the-scenes, then sporadically watched some parts again. And I still can't believe it's actually stop-motion.
I've animated for quite a few years (though just 2d and pixelated stuff in Flash), so I'd like to think I've develloped a bit of an animator's eye. But that eye still tells me: 'nah dude, things look way too pretty, and the camera & characters move way to fluidly to be stop-motion'. Not just because of the framerate, but the whole movement of the characters.
Especially early on, in that super crowded scene, even all of the insignificant looking background characters move so organically, and just so many of them, moving around the place.
And don't even get me started on the action scenes, with all of the tumbling around and crazy shooting about, wich I think you really got crafty with, customising those mangled and bent arms for the more crazy acrobatics.

I basically went in my head, like Vegeta being a little bitch throughout 2nd half of the Freeza saga, going: "uuurgh, it can't be, that's impossible! He must be a super *something*".

[TD-Second-Hand]

So wich one do you think you should pursue? <_< The cute one with the 'you know...' or one with the considerable aesthetic qualities?

Raziberry responds:

The one with the 'you know'? What does THAT mean!? O_O

[[SFM]SleepyCast 360 Animated: "Future Lingo" - S2:E10]

Well I managed to get the 360 thing working on my phone. Simply go into the browser settings and turn on the option for the desktop version. Though draggin the camera on the touchscreen felt a little oversensitive.

But the with this type of animation (it pretty much just being conversation) the 360 gimmick felt kinda pointless. And on a screen as small as a phone, the whole thing looked way too zoomed out, so it was kind of hard to see who is talking and just hard to see facial expressions. Regardless of screensize, I think just having it more zoomed in, or just having all the characters more close around the fire would've worked much better. Kinda like those little bits from that 70s Show, where the characters are all in a circle, and the camera just rotates having em all close up (like portrait distance).
So I think this coulda worked out well with a little closer composition. Or just an animation that has stuff going on all over the place, or with things that move in a way that it guides the viewers so they instinctively know where to look.

BrandyBuizel responds:

Yea the animation is quite an old one from 2016 where I didn't know much of what I was doing, but some of the reasons you listed for the phone being a pretty meh experience is exactly why I didn't spend too much time on touch controls or mobile friendly features. It functions and feels way better on desktop to say the least so I disabled its functionality on mobile on purpose :)

[Lion King the Remakeboot]

I think I love you.

[December 10, 2020]

I havent owned a playstation since nr.2 and actually only heard about about Cyberpunk 2077's fiasco while randomly listening to an Irish radio station.

Yet this still was hillarious. Great delivery dude!

[Community & Diversity, LLC : Foamy The Squirrel]

Add to that list: the word 'experience'. You no longer taste food, companies try to sell. You no longer participate in an event that is being held by a company. You no longer watch a movie. You all 'expeeeeeerience' that shit now.
Maybe you already touched on that. But I don't know what are new and old uploads from you anymore, so I long lost track. (Like seriously, please make like, a sepperate account for the re-uploaded stuff, so people can clearly distinct whats old and new, you annoying sonofabitch).

But I deffinetly agree on this rant, at this point I could just as well, post a picture of my morning dump, make a facebook page, or discord server deticated to that piece of shit. And then I can tell the whole world to join Guido's poop-community. And the word 'community' would be just as meaningfull as the companies who spout out that verbal shit.

[James' Weird Little World - EP 1]

Oh man, getting spit in the face, then getting in trouble for reacting with a tiny little f-bomb. That shit was a bit TOO real, sadly.

[Nutty November]

Definetly the most boring one in the bunch from these series with the Nox guy. It's a fair jab at all the 'don't-do-stuff november shit', but I think it was full of missed opportunities to make it more funny or interresting. Maybe some bullshit cause, to raise awareness for something, like ingrown toe-nails or something, or some charity.